GIRAFFES? GIRAFFES! - Memory Lame
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1. HERETICAL DOSES
Chapter 1: “Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!” Shouts A Voice Over The Crashing Waves As A Huge Pile Of Dead Christmas Trees Are Ignited In The Moonlight And I Find A Place To Sit In The Sand.
Chapter 2: UNEXPECTED: Free Concert At The Boardwalk And Eddie Money Rips Into ‘I Wanna Go Back.’
Chapter 3: The Heat This Fire Throws Is Starting To Make Me Sweat... (Intrusive Thoughts: I’ve Made A Huge Mistake)
Chapter 4: THE FEAR And The Worm Turns. And Turns. And Turns. And Turns. And Turns. And Turns. And Turns. And I Start To Run
Chapter 5: And Fall And Smash My Head Open On A Rock. While Passing Out, I Think I Feel Hands In My Pockets.
Chapter 6: Susceptibility
2. HUG OF DEATH
Chapter 7: Cult Ethics 101: IMAGE1.JPG
Chapter 8: TL;DR
Chapter 9: Cult Ethics 201: Like For Likes
Chapter 10: PRE COOL (Soft Reset)
Chapter 11: Sinister Purpose: Precognition
Chapter 12: RE: TL;DR >>> DEFRAG
Chapter 13: Troll’d Goals
Chapter 14: I Am An Electronic Device Skipping Across The Pavement And Flipping Fucking Wild Into The Woods.
Chapter 15: NEW COOL (Totally Bricked And Whereabouts Unknown)
3. THE TEENAGERS IN THE WOODS BURNING THINGS LYING AROUND
Chapter 16: Burning Plastic / Dripping Flame Part I: Martian Teardrops
Chapter 17: The Curious Bird Lands And Tilts Its Head To The Side Like "What's Up?"
Chapter 18: Burning Plastic / Dripping Flame Part II: The Airborne Toxic Event
Chapter 19: The Coughing Bird Flies Away Like “What The Fuck?”
Chapter 20: Black Bird, Black Lung (A Screaming Camed Across The Sky)
Chapter 21: Sinister Purpose: Prophecy
Chapter 22: The Choking Bird Falls Toward The Highway And The Air Feels Like An Embrace…
Chapter 23: THUNK! And Pulsate Gently In The Morning Sun.
4. KNIFE EYES: ’04 JAILBREAK
Chapter 24: White Ford, Red Blood (“Swish Swish Swish”)
Chapter 25: CAFFEINE AND NICOTINE: A LOVE STORY
Chapter 26: White Ford, Dead Bugs (“Beep Beep Beep”)
Chapter 27: The Open Windows Create Tiny Tornadoes
Chapter 28: CAFFEINE AND NICOTINE: 3,000 MILES IS A LONG DRIVE INSIDE A CAR.
Chapter 29: Raindrops And A Downward Spiral...
5. PUTZING AROUND THE UNDERWORLD AKA THE LOSER’S JOURNEY
Chapter 30: Always Living, Always Dying! Part I: Into The Dirt.
Chapter 31: As I Lay Here Floating In This Subterranean River
Chapter 32: ([{Don’t} Fuck] The) Reaper
Chapter 33: Alone Again (Supernaturally)
Chapter 34: HOLY! HOLY! HOLY! HOLY! HOLY! HOLY! HOLY! HOLY! HOLY! HOLY! HOLY! HOLY! HOLY! HOLY! HOLY!
Chapter 35: Mouthful Of Ash, Fistful Of Ass
Chapter 36: Always Dying, Always Living! Part II: Out Of The Ground.
6. AT THE TURF FIELD BEHIND MY PARENTS' HOUSE
Chapter 37: At The Turf Field Behind My Parents' House (Be Here Then)
Written and performed by Joseph Andreoli and Ken Topham
Engineered and mixed by Justin Pizzoferrato
Mastered by Carl Saff
Joseph Andreoli: electric guitar, vocals, electronics, lyrics
Ken Topham: drums, percussion, vocals
Artwork and layout by Ken Topham
Words by Joseph Andreoli
Recorded April 2017
Released May 27, 2018
(C) Andreoli & Topham (ASCAP)